Welcome to Comedy Capsule, your daily dose of laughs! I'm your host Charlie, and today is June 12th, 2025. Boy, do I have some giggles for you!

So, have you heard about the new AI-powered self-folding laundry robot that just hit the market? Yeah, it's supposed to fold your clothes perfectly, but apparently it's been giving everyone's underwear origami makeovers. People are opening their drawers to find their boxers turned into tiny paper cranes. I mean, its impressive, but I don't need my briefs looking like they belong in an art museum!

Speaking of daily struggles, I tried that viral life hack where you're supposed to put your keys in the same spot every day so you never lose them. Great advice, right? Well, I did that... and then completely forgot where that spot was. Spent three hours yesterday looking for my designated spot that was supposed to help me stop looking for things. Its like inception, but with lost stuff!

And hey, since summer's here, let me tell you about my brilliant idea to beat the heat. I bought one of those mini portable fans, you know the ones. But I accidentally ordered the worlds tiniest fan - its literally the size of a quarter. Now I have to chase it around my face just to feel a breeze. Its like playing tag with comfort. At this point, I'm burning more calories trying to cool down than I would just dealing with the heat!

Oh, and you know what really gets me? My smart home device has started giving me weather updates in interpretive dance emojis. This morning it told me there was a 60% chance of rain with a series of umbrella and dancing lady emojis. I miss the days when weather forecasts didn't look like a Broadway show in my phone.

Before I go, let me share some wisdom: If life gives you lemons, make lemonade. But if life gives you a self-folding laundry robot that turns your socks into balloon animals, maybe just embrace your new sock puppet theater company.

Thanks for tuning in to Comedy Capsule! Remember to keep laughing, even if your AI assistant starts telling dad jokes. See you tomorrow, and don't forget to check if your underwear hasn't turned into a paper butterfly!

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